Give A Fuck Day

I hereby decree with all the power vested in me that March 14th in the year of our lord 2013 shall hence fourth be remember as the first give a fuck day. On this day people are obligated to give a fuck about thinks they normally would give a fuck about. If you don't give a fuck about going to your 8 AM math class you must now give a fuck and show up to that class.

 This day shall be a day of remembrance for the one and only fuck Mike has ever given in his life. A fuck that was passed on to him genetically from birth and he had saved for 21 long years. Last night at my request  he gave the only fuck he could ever give, his one and only fuck. It is in the memory of this one singular  fuck that was given that we honor it by giving a fuck today. So today give a fuck about school, give a fuck about work, give a fuck about life, give a fuck about Twilight, look like you give a fuck , act like you give a fuck, and for some of you over achievers out there you can 2 fucks or even a flying fuck about something you would normally never give a fuck about. By giving a fuck today we can properly honor the memory of Mike's only given fuck, so please do your part by giving not a quater of a half or a half a fuck but a full fuck today.