Public Speaking

Today had to be one of the easiest class day in my entire college career. I had to do a 4-6 minute informative speech on any subject of my choosing, so naturally I elected to talk about Star Wars. The Star Wars films are among some of my all time favorites so it was pretty effortless for me to talk about it for four minutes. But today I felt like I was finally starting to come out of shell by talking to a group of people I don't know very well about something I truly enjoy. Ever since I can remember I've always been in somebodies shadow because I was the youngest one in the family. I'm always being compared to my father and my brother but today while I speaking I felt like all people really saw was who I am. Now the speech isn't long and it isn't a masterpiece by any stretch of the imagination but it was such a freeing feeling to share with other people something I love.....Then I call everyone in my class a nerfherder and nobody understood the reference.

A Few of My Favorite Twilight Zone Episodes

As a kid I can remember my mum being a pretty big  fan of the Twilight Zone, but the theme music use to scare the hell out of me so I never use to watch the show with her. Then one New Years Eve during my freshmen year of high they ran a 24 hour marathon and I decided to watch it. Ever since then I've been hooked on the show  and I've probably recorded  most of the episodes on my DVR. So I've decided to create a small list of my favorite episodes.

 Dead Man's Shoes

This episode is my favorite because of how bad ass the main character Dane is. Dane is a gangster who slaps hoes, drinks tequila with a cube of a sugar, and pretty much what ever the hell else he feels like. The guy's such a bad ass that it literally rubs off on his shoes. Your shit out of luck if  he has a grudge against you because nothing even death can stop him from seeking vengeance. The Episode opens up a with some guys who we can only assume are gangsters because there dumping a body in an alley. A homeless guy sees the whole thing and goes to investigate the dead guy. While investigating this poor dead bastard he notices that this unlucky son of a bitch has some bitchin' shoes and decides that the shoes would better serve him and steals them. Well turns out them mother fucking shoes are possessed by the vengeful spirit of Dane out for revenge against the men that killed him. Funniest part of the episode is when he slaps the ever loving shit out of his girlfriend for no reason!!!! Ok domestic violence isn't funny but the slap comes out of no where and caught me by surprise the first time I saw it and I thought it was the funniest shit in the world. 

 The Howling Man

This episode kicks ass in so many way, the first of which is the camera work and cinematography that helps give the episode a very creepy feel. The story is about this dumb ass who gets caught in this freak storm while on a walking trip in Europe, while trying to find shelter from the storm he discovers a castle full of a bunch of died hard Moses enthuses. Jerome is the leader of this group of old testament posers and reluctantly allows David Ellington (the previously mentioned dumb ass)  to wait the storm out in the castle. Oh and by the way there is a loud howling in castle which Jerome claims is the Devil himself, who is lock up in a cell within the castle. You know just normal every day run of the mill creep castle shit.  David is allowed to stay as long as he doesn't go fucking around with the Devil. By this point you know shit can only get crazier from there...and it does.

The Masks 

Set in New Orleans during Mardi Gras, the story is  about Jason Foster, a wealthy elderly man who's dying. So before he dies he invites his daughter Emily and her family out to visit him in his final moments of life. The first thing you need to know about Emily and her family is that they're all assholes in their own ways. Emily is a self centered hypochondriac who can only seem to bitch and moan about her own problems, her husband Wilferd is a greedy business man, their daughter Paula is a vain bitch, and Wilferd Jr. is sadistic bully. From the very first moment they appear on screen you want all of them to be crushed by a boulder cause they are just the biggest group of assholes to have ever existed. Anyway back to the point, their grandfather tells them that all they have have to do to inherit everything in his will is to wear masks he has specifically picked out for them until midnight. Failure to do so will results in them receiving nothing, so they oblige the old man in his odd request. by the end of the night we all find out why the masks are so special. 

I hate partying

Last night was the last home game for my college's basketball game team this seasons, so naturally everybody wanted to go turn up somewhere after the game. I hadn't been to a party in a while so I decided to go out with a few friends and attempt to  turn up too. But what I had forgotten was I go to Oakwood University home of the weakest parties and weakest party people in the damn country. After hopping from wack party to wack party I quickly realized why I  no longer attend parties at this school..because they fucking suxxx ( with three X's so you know it's extreme). Every single think I utterly hate about going to parties I experienced last night.

The first thing I hate about going out are the hypebeasts. Hypebeasts we are aware of all you out there and we are also aware of the fact they you don't purchase shoes unless they're popular. It's one thing to have style it's another to look like a complete douchebag in public. What truly pisses me off about hypebeasts is the fact that they take as much time as females to get ready to go out and they act like females when they get to the party. They get to the party stand on a wall and won't dance with any females because they don't want to mess up there swag, bet let a Drake song come on these pricks will push women out the way to get on the dance floor and have there own personal music videos. That just seems a little homosexual to me.

 Hypebeasts are already bad enough but at every party there's always a guy there who is way to intoxicated. The drunk guy will always show up to a party not to party but to get as shit faced as they possible can. Then the next day they will talked about how shit faced they were as if I'm suppose to be impressed with how many beers who had or how cool you are for pissing you pants. Bro seriously I don't give a fuck and you should seriously consider getting your shit together, because being an alcoholic isn't cool. Now I'm not saying drinking at a party is bad but everyone should know there limits nobody wants to be that person who drank way to much and passes out in the toilet. God forbid a hypebeast gets wasted he liable to play Marvin's Room and call his ex girlfriend from sophomore year of high school asking why there relationship didn't last.

Drunks and Hypebeast are quite annoying but there is nothing that pisses me off more about parting or going out to the club more them some of these females out here. I go to Oakwood a school that secretly has some of the freakest women in Huntsville. Oakwood has all the hoes but the hoes we got here are great at hiding it. During the week they look and act like this

But from sunset Friday night to about 4 am Sunday morning they look and act like this

Females will spend hours getting dress, doing there hair, checking themselves out in the mirror, and then using that same mirror to snap picture of themselves to put on instagram just to show up a party and seat down somewhere, take up space on  the wall, or dance amongst themselves. So now we have resipe for a weak ass party, on one side of the dance floor week got women twerking on each other and on the other side we got hypebeasts have there own personal music videos as their favorite Drake song plays in the background  Then some people have the nerve to charge people to come their parties and experience this wack shit.

Going out to the club is the biggest waste of time and money that I've every experience in my whole life. It's cost me $10 bucks to get in and these assholes are going to try and charge $8 for a beer....you out of you god damn mind if you think Obeezy is dropping $8 for a beer. but that's not even the worst part women in club are constantly bitch about random shit and ain't nobody got on time for that. They will be in my ear all night asking me to buy them a drink so I can listen to them bitch and moan about how their feet hurt. Ok first off you got into the club tonight for free cause it's ladies night, Secondly you didn't bring any money with you because you knew at least one guy would buy a drink, and third of all nobody told you to put on them high heels. Ain't nobody got no time to listen to your problems cause shit I got my own problems. Why would I put up with all this bullshit for the slim chance to have to have a one stand, but now that I've matured a little bit all that effort I put into going out really isn't worth it. Plus all hot chicks hang out with a group of friends that look like this

<<===SHIT GOD DAMN!!!!! These girls share the same beliefs as the Marines when it comes to nobody left behind. If cocking blocking was a sports these broke bitches would be Super Bowl MVPs and Heisman winners. But the worst part about these tragic excuses for women is the fact that they wear clothes that just should come in certain sizes.

I guess I'm really not about this partying/ clubbing lifestyle cause i just ain't no time for that shit. Now I'm not against hangout with few people and having a little kickback but outside of that I really don't care. If your about that partying life more power to you but Obeezy ain't got no time for that shit.

MAN APPROVED Oscar Picks

The Academy Awards will be taking place this Sunday and I want to share a few of my Oscar picks. This list won't contain every category just the main ones that people give a shit about.

BEST SCREENPLAY
Wes Anderson And Roman Coppola

BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY 
Tony Kushner

BEST VISUAL EFFECTS
Janek Sirrs, Jeff White, Guy Williams, and Dan Sudick

BEST EDITING 
Tim Squyres

BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY
Life of Pi-Claudio Miranda

BEST ANIMATED FEATURE FILM 
Mark Andrews and Brenda Chapman

BEST ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
Les Miserables- Anne Hathaway

BEST ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE 
Django Unchained- Christoph Waltz

BEST ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE 
Zero Dark Thirty- Jessica Chastain

BEST ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE
Lincoln- Daniel Day Lewis

BEST DIRECTOR
Lincoln- Steven Spielberg THA GAWD!!!!!

BEST PICTURE 
Steven Spielberg THA GAWD!!! and Kathleen Kennedy

The MAN APPROVED Vehicles I Wish I Had In College

BUMBLEBEE 
Bumblebee,a transforming Camaro, is perhaps the ultimate wet dream of a car for any kid attending college.Think about how awesome it would be to not only have a Camaro(The greatest car ever made) but a Camaro that happens to be your own personal Autobot protector. How many people you know drive a damn Autobot around campus? The only downside to owning car like bumblebee is the constant fear that he'll end up bring a gigantic ancient intergalactic alien war to you school, or him accidentally stepping on somebody.

The Mystery Machine
Owning a van in your twenties is only cool if you happen to own the Mystery Machine or a van similar to it like the A-Team Van. What I find awesome about the Mystery Machine the fact that it allows me to take my team with me on ridiculous adventures throughout my college experience. \It would hands down be the ultimate spring break machine. With a van like you are obligated by the bro code to invite you friends to drive around smoke weed and then take some girls out to the Drive Inn. The only downside to owning the Mystery Machine is the fact that it'll always run out of gas in the creepiest places when you try to take a short cut.

The Tumbler
Honestly this is one of the more impractical vehicles on this list. Essentially it's a fucking tank, and that's why it had to make this list. Think about all the power you would have driving this beast of a car around campus. What professor would dare give you and F or count you absent for class when they know you Tumbler outside ready to destroy there car. Nobody would dare cut you off on the highway and you can literally park this big bitch anywhere you want. If you're a cop you either have to have balls of steel or a death wish trying to put a parking ticket on this whip. There are numerous downside to owning a vehicle like this one which being fulling this gigantic bastard up....hell what does the damn thing run on anyway? Also there's only on seat, so on else can enjoy the mayhem you create but you.Then you really have to ask yourself if a tank is really what you want as your main mode of transportation.

The Dolorean
I would get my Marty Mcfly on in this blast from the past. Now like most college students I find it hard to wake up in the morning and I sometimes miss class. If I had my Dolorean I could make time my bitch and do things on my schedule. Forgot to study for my finals and I overslept and missed a final, I guess my life is over right? Not when I can hop in my Dolorean go back in time and tell my past self to get his shit together. The only downside to owning the Dolorean is the fact that the power of time travel shouldn't be put in the hands of a random college kid. I'm liable to go back in time and assault the asshole who invented math because i'm hard time doing my homework.

The Mach 5
Deep down inside all of us is an inner speed demon and the Mach 5 is the car I choose to release my inner speed demon. Honestly having a race car in college is the quickest way to either kill yourself or go bankrupt with speeding tickets. Plus race cars are horrible on gas mileage and ain't nobody got no time for a gas guzzling race car in college. Then on top of that I don't want have to worry about some little kid and his monkey hiding in my trunk while I'm out being reckless.

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YEE-HAW!!!!! The General Lee has to be the most durable car on this list. I could literally jump anything in this car and wouldn't have to worry about any structural damage or bodily injury coming to me or the car. The only draw backs to owning the General Lee is the fact that one i'm black, two I go to any HBCU, and three I go to school in Alabama. A black guy cruising around in an orange 69' Charger named after a confederate general with gigantic confederate flag isn't exactly the best look. But the fact that I get to slide across my hood and hope through my window to get in my car almost makes this irresistible to own.

It's one thing to have a dope car in college, any asshole can drive a cool car, but this isn't a car. The Millennium Falcon is the most bad ass vehicle anyone could hope to own in college. Most dudes take girls out to dinner and a movie...weak shit compared to me taking these dames to the FOREST FUCKING MOON OF ENDOR!!!!! The fact that I get a Wookie co piolet makes this vehicle a straight up panty dropper. Now while this a pretty bitchin' ride there are a few draw backs to owning the Falcon. The first and most obvious is where the hell do I keep a star ship that can make the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs? Then there the matter of taking care of this damn wookie. I'm barely qualified to take care of myself let alone a wookie. I fell like some dumbass at my school would scary my wookie and he would end up ripping that dumbasses arms off.

Man Approved Super Bowl Commercials

Willem Dafoe as Lucifer.....enough said.

"The sticky bun come soon"

Fast cars, hot chicks, and most importantly EXPLOSIONS!!!!

This commercial literally has nothing to do with beer. Unless they're saying that drinking Budweiser leads to unnatural man horse love.

Because Axe is for pussy...

Megan Fox being hot 'N shit